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Maria Bartiromo’s looks decline 7% in 3rd quarter.

NEW YORK – Analysts reported the popular CNBC Business Reporter Maria Bartiromo, known largely for her looks, experienced a 7% drop in attractiveness in the third quarter this fiscal year. This single largest drop in the closely watched measure known as the Bartiromo Indicator sent shockwaves throughout Wall Street as explanations ranged from natural aging to changing personal tastes. Analysts fear Bartiromo’s plummeting looks may reduce the public’s interest in investing and trigger the start of a bear market. Insiders say CNBC executives are reportedly reviewing options to stabilize the fluctuation by transitioning many of Bartiromo’s on-air duties to a younger female reporter who may have several years left until her looks begin to decline.
 
 
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