Pamela Anderson STD catches own STD

LOS ANGELES - In a brief press statement outside Cedar Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, a Pamela Anderson spokesperson announced the discovery of an entirely new STD strain appended to a previous STD Ms. Anderson had contracted.

Pathology researchers at the National Center for Disease Control confirmed this is the first case of an STD actually contracting it's own STD. One theory suggests Ms. Anderson's body simply had no more room for any additional STD's thereby forcing the current STD's to begin hosting their own STDs.

During routine treatment of the previously identified STD, doctors were reportedly surprised to discover a never before seen strain of STD.  Reports indicate the source of the STD is presently unknown but doctors suspect the original STD may have had a promiscuous relationship with an STD carried by Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, or countless other promiscuous STD carrying celebrities.

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