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April 2006
Bush Administration protests celebrities.
November 2005
Suicide Bomber convention lasts only 1.6 seconds.
October 2005
Democrats select candidate from the future to defeat Schwarzenegger in Governor’s race.
September 2005
Osama Bin Laden under investigation for misreporting actual costs of terrorist operations
April 2005
After Firemen and Coal Miners, CNN rolls out plans to upgrade more occupations to hero status
Victory in Iraq - Bush officials reports finding stockpiles of illegally removed Iraqi mattress tags.
February 2005
Governor Taft petitions court to suppress embarrassing golf scores.
December 2004
Bitter over lack of endorsement bonanza, Olympic Curling champion switches to bowling.
May 2004
Suspects found David Pepper's abduction not only profitable but also informative.
March 2004
Violence erupts amongst Ohio's Amish gangs.
February 2004
Bush family gardener appointed Secretary of Agriculture.
December 2003
Pentagon report indicates Saddam Hussein in jail.
October 2003
John Kerry's family tree offers reason for long face.
August 2003
City Council hopes by late February to approve Cinergy Field implosion.
June 2003
Giant Saddam Hussein statue erected at Sean Penn's house.
May 2003
US Intelligence indicates Iraqi counterattack may be postponed indefinitely
October 2002
Congress announces terrorist I.D. card program
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