sports News Archive

• Barry Bonds inducted into Steroid Hall of Fame

• Undercover officer praised in Michael Vick arrest
• Ron Mexico indicted in Chihuahua scandal
• Reds: Hire Bill Brasky as New Manager
• Drugs in Sports: All in Favor?

• Carson. Say It Ain’t So.
• Time for Reds, Coutlangus to Get Freaky on Pujols

• Major Reague Basebarr has Yerrow Fever!
• Bengals acquire defense attorney Stan Chesley in first round of NFL draft
• The Bengals Draft, My Way

• Aging Greg Oden drafted, announces retirement
• Mayor-sized home plate installed in ballpark
• Chris Henry offers to mentor Josh Hamilton

• NCAA TOURNAMENT UPDATE
  by Sarah Leugers, DERF Sports Columnist

• Tim Hardaway cast in Brokeback Mountain sequel
• Griffey severs left hand opening Spaghetti-O’s
• After the NFL: Men Find New, Creative Ways to Ignore Wives

• Tony Kornheiser dupes Joe Theisman on air.

• Chris Sabo's face seen in pumpkin pie
• Odell Thurman removed from sideline after snorting it.

• George Foreman to appear in first-ever pay-per-view infomercial.
• Rash of burglaries during La Salle-Elder football game - homes vulnerable across entire west side.
• Terrell Owens' publicist hires own publicist.

• CourtTV signs agreement to cover entire Bengals 06/07 season.

• Tiger denies charges of mauling handler.

• Nation caught in grip of looming WNBA strike.

• Kobe Bryant expected to go high in the Convict Basketball League draft.

• Bengals' talent scout reiterates focus on quality.

• Outraged NASCAR Fans Discover Jeff Gordon Only Pretending to Be a Hillbilly

• University of Cincinnati Basketball Coach Bob Huggins strikes recruiting agreement with Ohio's prison system.

• Norwood Man Regrets Betting on WWF Wrestling Events

• Jim Bowden overheard comparing other mundane annoyances to tragic world events

• Fans already speculating on Michael Jordan's possible return from latest retirement.

• Oakley Man Wants Equal Rights for Dog Fighting Fans

• Ted Williams’ children agree to build life size bobble head figure with father’s corpse.