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Tim Hardaway cast in Brokeback Mountain sequel

HOLLYWOOD - On the heels of former Miami Heat NBA Guard Tim Hardaway’s controversial statement, ”I hate gay people.” Hollywood producers of the yet to be made film Brokeback Mountain 2 announced this week Hardaway has been cast in a gay role. In a formal apology statement, Hardaway indicated he accepted the gay role as part of an effort to express remorse for making such a disparaging remark. Hardaway said he will do whatever the film’s producers ask of him on film including kissing another man or even acting out a partially nude gay bedroom scenes. To further reinforce his remorse Hardaway is currently researching his character by living in a gay community where he participates in a daily regimen of gay-centric activities such as gay discussion groups and exchanging backrubs with other gay men. Hardaway says his exposure to gay life has been a positive experience and he is considering making it a permanent way of life. Hardaway commented, Äll admit I feel like I have a little gay in me. I believe this lifestyle is something I will continue to embrace for the rest of my life.”