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Top Story Updated: 03:00:00 PM (EDT), Aug 14 2006
 

Delta Airlines introduces new half pretzel in-flight snack.

ATLANTA, GA - In the latest round of cost savings measures aimed at avoiding bankruptcy, Delta Airlines today introduced a cost saving in-flight snack. The half pretzel doubles it's savings value because it is also partially hollow. During the unveiling to the press today Delta officials held the half pretzel side by side with the traditional whole pretzel showing indeed it is exactly a half pretzel and stated, "We believe this is an innovation that reduces operating expenses while also m... »Full Story
 
 

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