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This year’s most popular booth at the Taste of Cincinnati - The Water Works!
In an aggressive effort to increase market share, the Cincinnati Water Works set up an impressive booth at the Taste of Cincinnati. Many patrons visited the booth and drank a complimentary cup of water. Water Works Representative, Howard Copeland, said, "We want the Water Works to be the consumer's first choice for taking baths, flushing toilets, watering lawns, and washing cars." City planners hope to build on this success next year by creating an entirely new festival entitled, "Utilities of Cincinnati!" Sources say organizations who have already committed to setting up booths at next years festival include the Sanitation Department, Natural Gas Department, and the Electricity Department. Recent Headlines
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