Pamela Anderson STD catches own STD

LOS ANGELES - In a brief press statement outside Cedar Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, a spokesperson for Pamela Anderson announced the discovery of an entirely new STD strain appended to a previous STD Ms. Anderson had been diagnosed with. Duri... »Full Story

I’ve never needed a single item from Bed, Bath, & Beyond

I’ve been to Bed, Bath, & Beyond numerous times. I’ve been there with girlfriends and I’ve even visited the store by myself in search of a miscellaneous organizing item. But I have never purchased a single item at Bed, Bath, &am... »Full Story

A certain really mean person who brought me into this world said my column is retarded.

I’m not one to air my family’s dirty laundry but this time my Mom has gone too far. Consider this an open letter to my Mom. I will no longer communicate directly with my Mother. My only communication with her will be through this column.... »Full Story