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Local murderers delighted with record year.

CINCINNATI - Local murderers are still celebrating the record 89 murders committed in 2006. Although the 2005 record appeared safe early in the year, a late rally helped push 2006 into the record books. Local murderer, Dwayne Stempson commented , "It was touch and go for a while but we made some adjustments late in the year. Plus luckily the coroner gave us credit for a couple bodies found in vacant buildings in January." Key members of the murdering community expect next year to be difficult because some of Cincinnati's best murderers in 2006 were either convicted or murdered in retaliation for the murders they committed. "Without those guys I am afraid we will have a tough time setting another record. 2007 could be a rebuilding year. We will be counting on some of the younger guys to step up and do their part." said Stempson. A local committee of murderers convened this month to develop a strategy for reaching a new record in 2007. The group has drafted a report entitled "Homicide Horizons 2007 - The Path to 100 Murders". The plan, being described by many murderers as the way forward, documents an aggressive plan for achieving 100 murders in 2007.
 
 
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