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April 2005

Editorial: I wish my buddy would quit singing that Marvin Gaye song, Sexual Healing, around me.
FOX19 unveils new show: White-collar eye for the Clermont guy.
Sean Penn confirmed humorless.
Local bookstore hoping people get hint it's OK to shoplift crappy sidewalk books.
Man reflects while looking in mirror.
2am drunk text message undecipherable.
"Bitch jus tryin da wreck my good times." - Ice Cube, 2001