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News In Brief
February 2006
Britney Spears torn over which was worse: Kissing Madonna or sleeping with Justin Timberlake. |
Irony lost on many: Lance Armstrong's arms not that strong. |
Local Author publishes new self-help book: The Complete Guide to Helping Your Children Accept the Blame for Your Divorce. |
Blackberry never same again after mosh pit mis-hap. 
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Al Qaeda embarrassed, angered by Cat Stevens haircut. 
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Is Ryan Seacrest a genetically engineered super-gay prototype? 
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Progressive Insurance spokesman forced to apologize to Sultan of Umbabababow 
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ANIMAL TRAGEDY: Cincinnati Zoo’s twin polar bears diagnosed with bipolar disorder. 
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Marvin Lewis statue featured in West Side nativity scene. |
Normalcy returns: Oakley residents celebrate as very popular generic chain restaurant replaces semi-popular generic chain restaurant. |
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