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They estimate has a margin of error of plus or minus twelve points because it is believed many within the sample were unable to respond to the phone survey due to newly missing fingers.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The significant drop in finger population seems to be a direct result of a neighborhood party held in and around the home of resident Albert Rhodes. Albert planned the celebration after discovering a large crate of fireworks that he had forgotten about in his basement. \u201cMe and the wife took a trip down to Tennessee back in \u201984,\u201d he explained. \u201cWe brought back half a truck full of fireworks but then had to leave town \u2018cause a twister landed on my brother in law in Arkansas. I was pretty excited to find them again. A lot of them they don\u2019t sell anymore or they got banned or something.\u201d<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Many believe that the finger population shift is only temporary, and that the fingers will begin making their way back to the Eastgate area. 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