{"id":302,"date":"2021-11-06T17:27:40","date_gmt":"2021-11-06T21:27:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/derfmagazine.com\/home\/?p=302"},"modified":"2021-11-06T15:42:18","modified_gmt":"2021-11-06T19:42:18","slug":"disney-princesses-relieved-ben-roethlisberger-wont-be-visiting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derfmagazine.com\/home\/sports\/disney-princesses-relieved-ben-roethlisberger-wont-be-visiting\/","title":{"rendered":"Disney princesses relieved Ben Roethlisberger won&#8217;t be visiting"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>ORLANDO, FL &#8211;<\/strong>&nbsp;A collective sigh of relief swept through Disney World Sunday night as a Green Bay Super Bowl victory ensured that the Disney princesses would not be subjected to a visit from Ben Roethlisberger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Princesses gathered to watch the game in the media room at Cinderella\u2019s castle, replacing their usual tiaras with Green Bay Packer foam cheeseheads. As Aaron Rogers took a knee and the final seconds ticked off the clock of Super Bowl XLV, the princesses celebrated with cheers and hi-fives. Birds and forest creatures joined in the festivities, singing songs about the joy of not being sexually assaulted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI usually only watch the Super Bowl for the commercials,\u201d said Princess Cinderella. \u201cBut I had a vested interest in this game. If the Steelers won and Ben was coming to town I was going to need to brush up on self defense classes, or maybe start hiding shanks in restrooms around the park.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Princess Jasmine was so concerned about the possibility of a Roethlisberger visit that she considered fleeing Disney World. \u201cThank goodness Ben decided to throw those interceptions!,\u201d Jasmine exclaimed. \u201cI would have been stuck when he got here because I don\u2019t have any sick days left and I\u2019m saving up all of my vacation time for Bonnaroo.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Disney World security did not comment on how they would have handled a Roethlisberger visit, though they did say that the princesses are usually good at handling themselves. Princess Belle, however, was not ready to take that chance. \u201cI can handle the occasional creepy dad and everyone knows Goofy is all hands,\u201d she said. \u201cBut Ben takes it to another level. 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