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He enjoyed the work so much that he has sought out more opportunities to practice since returning from the trip. \u201cI had several talks with him about this at Florida,\u201d said Tebow\u2019s former college coach Urban Meyer. \u201cI asked him to please stop bothering his teammates with requests to circumcise them. I eventually had to make him shower in a separate room from everyone else.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mark Sanchez has not yet given a direct response. \u201cI\u2019m looking forward to meeting with Tim as soon as possible, and for now, I hope that these meetings occur fully clothed and absent any sharp, potentially lacerating objects in the room.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When told that the offer of circumcision is not just for him, but for all Jets backup quarterbacks, Sanchez responded. \u201cI think this is a great idea for the rest of the QB squad. 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