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They expect their union to create a superior race of orange children.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Macke believes that the orange skin she shares with Boehner is a blessing, and a sign of genetic perfection. She hopes that carrying on that trait to a new generation will be good for the people of the world. \u201cI\u2019m excited to see what wonderful things our children will do for the good of mankind,\u201d said an elated Tricia Macke. \u201cWhen I go out in public and see so many pale, sad people it makes me want to do something, and that something is John Boehner.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI always thought I had a kindred spirit in Tricia,\u201d said Rep. 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