{"id":636,"date":"2021-11-06T15:48:59","date_gmt":"2021-11-06T19:48:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/derfmagazine.com\/home\/?p=636"},"modified":"2021-11-06T14:52:38","modified_gmt":"2021-11-06T18:52:38","slug":"polls-show-puppy-monkey-baby-surging-ahead-of-jeb-bush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derfmagazine.com\/home\/politics\/polls-show-puppy-monkey-baby-surging-ahead-of-jeb-bush\/","title":{"rendered":"Polls show Puppy Monkey Baby surging ahead of Jeb Bush"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>NEW YORK, NY&nbsp;<\/strong>&#8211; The latest polls for the race to the White House 2016 are showing some trends that are leaving several candidates rethinking their campaigns. Most notably, a new survey that indicates Puppy Monkey Baby surging ahead of former Florida governor Jeb Bush.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThough he\u2019s only been on the scene a short time, he\u2019s made inroads,\u201d said political analyst Donna Brazile. \u201cPuppy Monkey Baby has made a clear distinction between the kind of candidate he is and the kind of candidate Jeb Bush is. For one thing, Puppy Monkey Baby has shown that he has the ability to win.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The polling has shown that many voters have put their support and trust behind the two candidates. \u201cPuppy Monkey Baby supporters tend to be younger,\u201d said pollster James Zogby. \u201cThey tend to be forward thinking, open to new ideas, and moderately well educated. Bush\u2019s support tends to be elsewhere. Mostly among residents of one suburban Florida nursing home where he shows up weekly with a muffin basket and then checkin in for a prostate exam.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With voters in South Carolina ready to go to the polls, it is being strongly suggested that Puppy Monkey Baby will finish ahead of Jeb Bush. \u201cThe people of South Carolina just aren\u2019t getting behind Jeb,\u201d said South Carolina political reporter David Ames. \u201cSometimes it comes down to, which candidate would you be more likely to want to drink a few beers with. Or, in this case, which candidate creeps you out less. Puppy Monkey Baby is the clear answer to that question. 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