{"id":648,"date":"2021-11-06T15:44:48","date_gmt":"2021-11-06T19:44:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/derfmagazine.com\/home\/?p=648"},"modified":"2021-11-06T14:50:33","modified_gmt":"2021-11-06T18:50:33","slug":"sir-gaga-tiring-of-wifes-flamboyant-antics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derfmagazine.com\/home\/entertainment\/sir-gaga-tiring-of-wifes-flamboyant-antics\/","title":{"rendered":"Sir Gaga tiring of wife\u2019s flamboyant antics"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

LONDON, ENGLAND<\/strong> – Sir Lawrence Abbot Gaga has become irritated by the constant wild behavior of his wife, Lady Gaga, causing strain on their marriage. British tabloids now speculate the relationship may be in serious jeopardy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI\u2019ve always worked hard to bring honor to the Gaga name.,\u201d said Sir Gaga. \u201cDespite her age and the fact that she is from across the pond, I\u2019ve always expected the woman I marry to join me in this endeavor. Her recent antics and general style are in stark contrast to the public\u2019s expectations of the esteemed Gaga family.\u201d

Sir and Lady Gaga were married last year in an extravagant ceremony attended by other royalty including King James of Cleveland, Queen Latifah, The Kings of Leon, Lord of the Dance, Prince, The Royals of Kansas City, The Kings of Sacramento, Burger King, and Lord of the Rings.

Many observers thought that their marriage was an odd but wonderful match. At age 67, Sir Gaga had been a lifelong bachelor, but was said to have been ecstatic to have finally found the woman he could make his Lady. \u201cThey always seemed so happy together,\u201d explains friend Lord Harold Barth.

Sir Gaga did not require his wife to sign a prenuptial agreement meaning if the couple gets divorced, Lady Gaga would keep her title, as well as the historic Gaga estate in Kensington. She would also retain all other rights and privileges afforded to members of the House of Gaga, including her sixteenth position in the line of succession to the British Throne.

However, some think that the marriage may not actually be valid. During the ceremony, when asked if she took Sir Gaga to be her lawfully wedded husband, Lady Gaga did not answer, \u201cI do\u201d but instead said, \u201cGa Doo Doo Ra-Doo, Goo-Goo Roo Da-Dooo, Aha Roo Ohh-rah Doo.\u201d

Tensions rose between Sir and Lady Gaga at a recent Royal dinner when Lady Gaga arrived wearing what appeared to be an ostrich costume covered in lace. The outfit also featured a tinfoil and rhinestone encrusted flap over Lady Gaga\u2019s private parts which she reportedly lifted while being introduced to Queen Elizabeth. The Queen was heard to have commented, \u201cIs that a young man? I do believe I saw a small bit of manliness.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

LONDON, ENGLAND – Sir Lawrence Abbot Gaga has become irritated by the constant wild behavior of his wife, Lady Gaga, causing strain on their marriage. British tabloids now speculate the relationship may be in serious jeopardy. \u201cI\u2019ve always worked hard to bring honor to the Gaga name.,\u201d said Sir Gaga. \u201cDespite her age and the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-648","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-entertainment"},"yoast_head":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n