{"id":653,"date":"2021-11-06T15:42:55","date_gmt":"2021-11-06T19:42:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/derfmagazine.com\/home\/?p=653"},"modified":"2021-11-06T14:49:48","modified_gmt":"2021-11-06T18:49:48","slug":"local-man-probably-has-best-body-at-deer-cross-apartments-pool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derfmagazine.com\/home\/lifestyle\/local-man-probably-has-best-body-at-deer-cross-apartments-pool\/","title":{"rendered":"Local man probably has best body at Deer Cross Apartments pool"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>BLUE ASH, OH<\/strong> &#8211; After surveying his fellow pool-goers during the summer pool season, Kyle Huber has determined that his body is most likely the best that has been seen at the Deer Cross Apartments pool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI spent a lot of time earlier this year preparing,\u201d said the proud Mr. Huber. \u201cLooks like all of those supplements, protein shakes, and abdominal crunches during the winter really paid off. The tanning didn&#8217;t hurt either.\u201d Although the opinion that Huber has the best body is strictly his own at this point, Huber believes if others at the pool were polled they would agree. &#8220;I&#8217;m so buff and well tanned right now it would be hard for anyone to disagree.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Huber lives and works out at his parents house a few minutes away from the Deer Cross Apartments. After a disappointing summer last year at another local complex, he decided to make Deer Cross his sunbathing home. \u201cAt the pool I went to last year, a lot of dudes looked like a cover model on Men&#8217;s Fitness magazine,\u201d Kyle complained. \u201cIt really wasn\u2019t fair, so I started scouting out some new complexes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI thought I had a contender to my title earlier in the year,\u201d Huber reflected. \u201cThere were three or four pretty buff dudes at the pool in June. Luckily, I found out they were college kids who didn\u2019t actually live in the complex, so I anonymously called the cops and had them kicked out. Since I don&#8217;t live here either I did some stomach crunches while hiding in the restrooms while the cops were here.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BLUE ASH, OH &#8211; After surveying his fellow pool-goers during the summer pool season, Kyle Huber has determined that his body is most likely the best that has been seen at the Deer Cross Apartments pool. \u201cI spent a lot of time earlier this year preparing,\u201d said the proud Mr. Huber. \u201cLooks like all of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-653","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-lifestyle"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v17.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/derfmagazine.com\/home\/lifestyle\/local-man-probably-has-best-body-at-deer-cross-apartments-pool\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Local man probably has best body at Deer Cross Apartments pool - Derf\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"BLUE ASH, OH &#8211; 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