{"id":655,"date":"2021-11-06T15:41:26","date_gmt":"2021-11-06T19:41:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/derfmagazine.com\/home\/?p=655"},"modified":"2021-11-06T14:48:33","modified_gmt":"2021-11-06T18:48:33","slug":"starbucks-employee-never-makes-new-pot-of-coffee-in-break-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derfmagazine.com\/home\/lifestyle\/starbucks-employee-never-makes-new-pot-of-coffee-in-break-room\/","title":{"rendered":"Starbucks employee never makes new pot of coffee in break room"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>CINCINNATI<\/strong> &#8211; Starbucks employee Jason Spelling is becoming notorious among his coworkers for his habit of not making fresh coffee in the employee break room. Despite numerous notes and requests, Jason has continued this rude behavior.<br><br>The notes began as friendly general reminders that all employees should be considerate in their use of the break room coffee pot. The latest note specifically says, \u201cJason, please don\u2019t be a jerk and leave the pot empty again\u201d followed by a drawing of a frownie face.<br><br>\u201cWe all suspected it was him,\u201d laments assistant manager Kristi Eiler. \u201cHe\u2019d always take his break at noon, and soon after that we\u2019d inevitably get a whiff of burnt coffee crud coming from the break room. He\u2019d just stand there like he did nothing wrong, going about his business making macchiatos.\u201d<br><br>Other employees were more sympathetic. \u201cI don\u2019t ever make coffee in there either.\u201d explained barista Shannon Ellison. \u201cI make coffee all day, why would I want to do it on break? But then again, I don\u2019t drink it either. Just the thought of coffee makes me throw up in my mouth a little.\u201d<br><br>Jason concedes that his behavior may not have been proper, but offers no apologies. \u201cLook, I\u2019ve given this place six months of the prime of my life, so I\u2019m not gonna bust any grapes when I\u2019m not on the clock. Our break room coffee isn\u2019t even that good. I think we use that Wallingford service. They should get off my back and figure out who\u2019s whizzing on the seat in the employee bathroom.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CINCINNATI &#8211; Starbucks employee Jason Spelling is becoming notorious among his coworkers for his habit of not making fresh coffee in the employee break room. Despite numerous notes and requests, Jason has continued this rude behavior. 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