{"id":723,"date":"2021-11-06T15:25:38","date_gmt":"2021-11-06T19:25:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/derfmagazine.com\/home\/?p=723"},"modified":"2021-11-06T14:40:10","modified_gmt":"2021-11-06T18:40:10","slug":"woman-works-day-job-to-put-herself-through-stripper-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derfmagazine.com\/home\/lifestyle\/woman-works-day-job-to-put-herself-through-stripper-school\/","title":{"rendered":"Woman works day job to put herself through stripper school"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>CINCINNATI <\/strong>&#8211; At first glance, Celeste Bayless seems like just another young lady taking a full class load at stripper school. But some might be shocked to find out that she leads a double life, working every day in a straight laced Human Resources position at Convergys.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNot everyone respects my choice to spend this much time in a corporate environment,\u201d explains Celeste, \u201cbut I needed some extra money to get through these senior level stripper courses. I wasn\u2019t sure where else to turn, so I took this position at Convergys. I didn\u2019t have the heart to tell my family about my secret life as a middle manager, I\u2019m just trying to focus on how proud they\u2019ll be when I finally graduate with a double major in pole and lap.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Celeste\u2019s professors praise her work ethic, and don\u2019t judge her for how she spends her time away from class. \u201cAll I know is she is one of the best tassle twirlers I\u2019ve had the pleasure of instructing,\u201d says Dr. Larrissa Foxy. \u201cJust as long as she stays smart, she\u2019ll come out of that boardroom, get her stripper degree and provide for her family for years to come.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A few of Celeste\u2019s classmates at stripper school have similar stories. \u201cI spent a few months as an actuary at Western and Southern,\u201d confesses Chesty LeCoco. \u201cI\u2019m glad I made my money and got out of that life before I was fully engulfed in it. A lot of girls claim they\u2019ll just do it for a while, and next thing you know they\u2019re an executive who\u2019s been managing a large department for a decade without ever making it to the main stage.\u201d<br><br>The long days have not affected Celeste\u2019s studies, as she has made the dean\u2019s list every semester. She has vowed not to let the business world interfere with her goals. \u201cBottom line is, I\u2019m going to focus on being the best stripper I can be, and if that means having to be associated with an office environment for a while, so be it.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CINCINNATI &#8211; At first glance, Celeste Bayless seems like just another young lady taking a full class load at stripper school. 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