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Norwood beat out a large field of cities for the honor, and city fathers are proud that the city\u2019s reputation as a home for stabbings is getting the recognition it deserves.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNorwood is a city on the move!\u201d said the city chamber of commerce spokesman Daniel Tobias. \u201cAnd that move is in a sharp forward motion, arm thrust out. Or, that move is a slightly backward motion, made while doubled over and grimacing in pain. I\u2019ll put the stabbers and stabbees of Norwood up against any knife wielders in the world.\u201d<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The title was given to Norwood after a select committee considered many factors. Norwood was picked as a top city for young professionals to engage in stabbings based on thecost of living, nightlife andthe availability of sharp objects. \u201cHaving a college campus nearby is always good for young professionals,\u201d said selection committee chair Barbara Phillips. \u201cIt affords access to bars and a bustling vibe that so many young professionals interested in engaging in stabbings find key. We hope that XU will someday put together a Stabbing Arts major.\u201d<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Norwood is hoping that the honor will attract young professionals to town for the first annual Norwood Stabbing Games, which will be held concurrently to the Cincinnati Choir Games. The Stabbing Games, however, are expected to be much more popular and better attended.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NORWOOD, OH &#8211; More national recognition for Norwood as the city has been named a top destination city for young professionals to engage in stabbings. 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