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Predatory dogs will also be subject to an additional ten dollar admission fee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThe idea came from several of our regular customers,\u201d explained dog park manager Kevin Rohmiller. \u201cThey complained that their dog\u2019s experience in the park was often ruined by other dogs who would engage in perpetual humping and humping related activities. Well, now they only have to experience that if they pay the extra fee.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tom Littleton owns Bandit, a yellow lab and canine sexual predator. Tom is thrilled that the park has set aside the area. \u201cOld Bandit can be quite a handful, and I was sick of apologizing to every poodle owner he was grinding on. This way he can do his business without any prudes getting their noses out of whack.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Some complaints have come in, however, from dog owners who believe their dogs were incorrectly labeled as sexual predators. \u201cThis is pure insanity,\u201d said Marian Thompson, who owns a year old cocker spaniel named Brute. \u201cBrute wasn\u2019t engaged in any predatory behavior, he was just licking at his stitches. 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