{"id":794,"date":"2021-10-21T15:06:46","date_gmt":"2021-10-21T19:06:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/derfmagazine.com\/home\/?p=794"},"modified":"2021-10-21T15:06:46","modified_gmt":"2021-10-21T19:06:46","slug":"the-derf-worst-of-2010-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derfmagazine.com\/home\/entertainment\/the-derf-worst-of-2010-list\/","title":{"rendered":"The DERF Worst of 2010 List"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

1. Painfully Long Goodbyes from Larry King and Oprah <\/strong>– The vast majority of America truly does not care about either person. The only people who care are others in the media. Just go away Larry and Oprah. You\u2019re both pretty useless but if we had to say who\u2019s worse, by far it\u2019s you Larry. You are one of the most talentless that television has ever offered.

2. British Petroleum<\/strong> \u2013 Of course everything about British Petroleum has to be on any Worst of 2010 list. It is truly sad that BP is still in business.

3.<\/strong> That Train Song on Every TV commercial and TV Show<\/strong> \u2013 You know the one. It\u2019s called \u2018Hey Soul Sister\u201d. It\u2019s as bad as any of the generic dribble by Maroon 5 or Jason Mraz. This year the song was featured in Samsung 3D TV commercials, the Katherine Heigle\/Josh Duhamel movie “Life As We Know It”, a breast cancer PSA, etc, etc. The song has also been used as a soundtrack in countless TV series and soap episodes including “CSI: New York”.

4. Michael Vick Making Sportscasters Teary Eyed with His Story of Redemption<\/strong> \u2013 No one cares. Let\u2019s just watch the game. No reason to keep talking about it.

5.<\/strong> Movies with Shia Lebeouf<\/strong> \u2013 At his best this guy is barely watchable in a high school play. Reportedly, the 5\u20191\u201d, 125 lbs actor was injured several times during action scenes with the diminutive Megan Fox in the Transformers series. Steven Spielberg said Shia LeBeouf is the greatest actor of his generation. Please Mr. Spielberg, most of us don\u2019t carry a puke bucket around with us so keep this kind of ignorance to yourself. Plus you haven\u2019t directed a decent movie since 1972 so it\u2019s probably not your place to talk about the greatest of anything.

6. The Rebuilding of Touchdown Jesus<\/strong> – Couldn\u2019t that $300,000 have been spent on something more charitable? There are homeless and starving children in our city but the weirdos at that church decided to spend the money on a new giant plastic mannequin.

7. Census Workers Take to the Streets Harassing America<\/strong> \u2013 Thank god that\u2019s over. Next time let\u2019s just count using Facebook.

8. John Boehner\u2019s Fake Crying<\/strong> – This peaked during a 60 minutes episode where he fake cried about five times. At some point in his life the weirdo learned to fake cry like an actor and figured that fake crying would trick people into thinking he had a deep emotional side. Grow up dude.

9. Dancing With the Stars<\/strong> – The only thing worse than watching this show is listening to someone who gives a crap about it. Okay there might be one thing that\u2019s worse \u2013 The Bachelor.

10. Anderson Cooper<\/strong> \u2013 Why is he on TV? We\u2019re confused about what is he supposed to be doing? He must be wondering the same thing. He doesn\u2019t report news. He doesn\u2019t host a talk show. He seems to read news that was usually reported several days ago. Why don\u2019t we fill his slot with something more useful and let Anderson host Dancing With the Stars. Also, he would make a fantastic waiter. While serving his customers he could keep them abreast of the news.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Painfully Long Goodbyes from Larry King and Oprah – The vast majority of America truly does not care about either person. The only people who care are others in the media. Just go away Larry and Oprah. You\u2019re both pretty useless but if we had to say who\u2019s worse, by far it\u2019s you Larry. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-794","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-entertainment"},"yoast_head":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n