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In addition to the entertainment provided to those hundreds of thousands of people, the fireworks were also enjoyed by an estimated 78.4 billion body lice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLet me hear the Cincinnati side,\u201d yelled a WEBN DJ as he tried to fire up the crowd during the annual \u2018Crowd Wars\u2019. \u201cOK, now let me hear the Kentucky side! OK, now let me hear all the body lice!\u201d And with that mention, a roar sprang forth from an over 78.4 billion strong population of microorganisms which drowned out, and slightly frightened, the many thousands of humans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was a festive close to the summer for Cincinnati\u2019s abundant body lice community. \u201cThey\u2019ve certainly had themselves a humdinger of a season,\u201d said Dr. Karl Withrow of the Cincinnati Center for Louse and Vermin. \u201cThey\u2019ve gotten to enjoy beer and various fried appetizers at Toby Keith\u2019s new restaurant, some great country music shows at Riverbend, and of course, a Cincinnati summer would not be complete for a body louse without a few trips to Kings Island.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Body lice in Cincinnati are well known throughout the louse community for being well-traveled and fun loving participants in their host\u2019s lives. \u201cThey enjoy socializing just like the humans they travel upon,\u201d explained Dr. Withrow. \u201cYou can see them at summer church festivals reminiscing and telling the same stories year after year with the same body lice they hung out with in high school. They drink draft beer, curse Mike Brown, talk about how Pete Rose should be in the Hall of Fame and then get together for drinks in the same house they grew up in. It\u2019s the circle of life.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CINCINNATI, OH&nbsp;&#8211; The crowd for the annual Labor Day weekend WEBN fireworks has been estimated at over 450,000 people. 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