{"id":873,"date":"2021-10-21T20:39:34","date_gmt":"2021-10-22T00:39:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/derfmagazine.com\/home\/?p=873"},"modified":"2021-10-21T20:44:24","modified_gmt":"2021-10-22T00:44:24","slug":"kardashians-practice-resting-bitch-faces-in-hopes-of-being-on-new-ten-dollar-bill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derfmagazine.com\/home\/entertainment\/kardashians-practice-resting-bitch-faces-in-hopes-of-being-on-new-ten-dollar-bill\/","title":{"rendered":"Kardashians practice resting bitch faces in hopes of being on new ten dollar bill"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

LOS ANGELES, CA<\/strong> – Following the Treasury Department\u2019s announcement that a revamped ten dollar bill will now feature the portrait of a woman, there has been rampant debate over what female will receive the honor. Members of the Kardashian family appear poised to make sure they are chosen, as several of them have been practicing the \u2018resting bitch face\u2019 they hope will adorn in the official portrait.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt\u2019s time to make our money sassy,\u201d said Kim Kardashian. \u201cThat woman they have on the ten dollar bill right now looks like a total dog. No wonder ATM\u2019s always give out twenty dollar bills instead of tens, at least that woman has some volume in her hair, though it might be a weave. All I know is that after the Treasury Department looks through a portfolio of my selfies, that job is going to be all mine. Not sure how much I\u2019ll make, but it probably even pays more than my shoot for Allure. But obviously, the key to making this work is the perfect resting bitch face. It should be the official resting face for all bitches on money. God bless America.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAt first I thought Kim and I could share the space,\u201d said sister Kourtney Kardashian. \u201cBut I\u2019ve got a much stronger resting bitch face. Plus, as our mom tells us, it is much more enjoyable for the viewing public and our adoring fans if there is some kind of conflict or contest going on between us. It was either compete with Kim for best resting bitch face on the ten dollar bill, or Mom said we would have to start cutting each other. This seems like more fun. Maybe I can be on the front of the ten dollar bill, and Kim\u2019s ass can be on the back, but I\u2019m not sharing that front with anyone.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Their sister, Khloe Kardasian, has also been practicing her resting bitch face photos in hopes of appearing on the bill, but admits it may be harder to win the spot since the Treasure Department has promised that it will go to a woman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

LOS ANGELES, CA – Following the Treasury Department\u2019s announcement that a revamped ten dollar bill will now feature the portrait of a woman, there has been rampant debate over what female will receive the honor. Members of the Kardashian family appear poised to make sure they are chosen, as several of them have been practicing the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-873","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-entertainment"},"yoast_head":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n