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That\u2019s a good thing, because Gary isn\u2019t really turning any heads in the football department lately. To be fair, coaches usually aren\u2019t at their best when they\u2019re writhing on the floor clutching their chest.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Transient Ischemic Attack Association is headquartered in Falls Creek, Virginia. The offices were buzzing recently with news that they may soon have a new spokesperson. Our current spokesperson is also our landlord and maintenance person. \u201cThis could be an amazing time for us,\u201d said vice president of marketing Coleen McMillan who is married to the landlord. \u201cIt\u2019s been a while since we had a celebrity stop by. A few years back we had a visit from the singer Josh Groban. We thought he was here to support the cause, but it turned out his car had just run out of gas near our offices. Pretty exciting. He never did pay us back for that gas though.\u201d<br><br>An anonymous insider said Kubiak likely staged the on-field attack with the intent of increasing his profile with the TIAA to better his chances of securing the spokesperson position.\u00a0Kubiak says the attack was unintentional but hopes that he is able to secure the position soon. \u201cThey\u2019re calling for my head in Houston,\u201d said the Texans coach. \u201cIn fact, my translucent Icelandic, I mean transient ischemic attack may well have come from a group of powerful fans who hired a witch doctor. 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