Pope issues statement on condiments
Mel Gibson loses half of swastika collection in divorce
Thousands of tickets still available for LumenoNorwood
Halloween costume store changes name to ‘Ye Olde Slut Shoppe’
Sir Gaga tiring of wife’s flamboyant antics
Kardashians practice resting bitch faces in hopes of being on new ten dollar bill
George Takei promises to be greatest gay Japanese Oktoberfest Grand Marshall in world history
Stephen Hawking profoundly confused by hospital insurance forms
Kentucky residents removing shirts in preparation for WEBN fireworks