CINCINNATI, OH – Despite the ease with which he appears to conduct his duties as a FOX19 meteorologist and morning show co-host, Frank Marzullo actually struggles on a daily basis with the plague of his own adorableness.
Marzullo recently announced his plight in hopes that his story can help others who struggle with being chronically adorable. “It’s not easy,” explained Frank, as adorable tears welled up in his adorable eyes. “It is hard to focus, hard to concentrate, hard to think about much of anything else besides how adorable I am. It takes me an hour just to brush my teeth because I get distracted by my reflection in the mirror after each stroke of the brush across my adorable teeth.”
Frank is thankful for the support of family, coworkers and friends who help him with his struggle. “I’m glad I have a support system like this,” he said. “Especially the fans. Whenever I get too caught up in my own adorableness, I check out my Facebook fan page. I scroll through the pictures and look at how plain and ordinary and sometimes downright homely those people are. It’s good for a laugh and to divert my attention. Although, sometimes, the haus fraus end up complimenting me on how adorable I am and I have to find something else to do.”