NEW YORK, NY – The latest polls for the race to the White House 2016 are showing some trends that are leaving several candidates rethinking their campaigns. Most notably, a new survey that indicates Puppy Monkey Baby surging ahead of former Florida governor Jeb Bush.
“Though he’s only been on the scene a short time, he’s made inroads,” said political analyst Donna Brazile. “Puppy Monkey Baby has made a clear distinction between the kind of candidate he is and the kind of candidate Jeb Bush is. For one thing, Puppy Monkey Baby has shown that he has the ability to win.”
The polling has shown that many voters have put their support and trust behind the two candidates. “Puppy Monkey Baby supporters tend to be younger,” said pollster James Zogby. “They tend to be forward thinking, open to new ideas, and moderately well educated. Bush’s support tends to be elsewhere. Mostly among residents of one suburban Florida nursing home where he shows up weekly with a muffin basket and then checkin in for a prostate exam.”
With voters in South Carolina ready to go to the polls, it is being strongly suggested that Puppy Monkey Baby will finish ahead of Jeb Bush. “The people of South Carolina just aren’t getting behind Jeb,” said South Carolina political reporter David Ames. “Sometimes it comes down to, which candidate would you be more likely to want to drink a few beers with. Or, in this case, which candidate creeps you out less. Puppy Monkey Baby is the clear answer to that question. Also, Puppy Monkey Baby is polling well with older South Carolina voters because he reminds them of former Senator Strom Thurmond.”